Even vaporous, non-corporeal beings love to be ironic. Viva la mustache! And a happy Wednesday to all you life forms out there. Except for the unicorns. F*CK them unicorns.
“I am the vapourest, I said that even before I was self-aware.” — Gaseous Clay
The Mind Tool
Beachcomber fluoresces
With the light of a thousand
Unitard-toting unicorns.
Fluorescing yes / sparkling no.
Why?
Because the unitard is
Not the weapon of choice.
Canned pseudo-meat is
Where it’s at.
And where it’s at
Is also
Hoboken.
Twain invented chortling
There.
Not at Woodstock.
That would be
Ridiculous.
Chaaaaaa.
Hail the conquering bunbun beast.
Good day to you. Have some toast! Everyone loves toast.
If the toast is virtual, does its mustache really exist?
Ovary nice. HA! Punny.
Nothing says Ironic Mustache Wednesday like the first day of Summer! Am I right??? AM I????? Of course I am. Don’t be foolish.
Happy Summer, Cheesestache.
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Waiter, there’s a hair in my cheese!
I just met Copernicus! Also, here is a picture of My Ramblin’ Ironic Mustache from the road, in beautiful downtown Montclair, NJ… You didn’t think I’d forget you on Wednesday, did you???? HA!
More fun to come….
Well, The Friday Files is hitting the road tomorrow, and is going to a book signing event! Jenny Lawson, a.k.a. The Bloggess, will be in NJ signing her NY Times bestseller, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir). I am a big fan of Jenny’s, since discovering her blog last year (starting with this post and this post). She is not only one of the funniest people on the planet, but she is an inspiration to many people in many, many ways. Her book is wonderful, and I recommend it highly. Hopefully I’ll totally keep my cool, for those few seconds when she signs my copy of the book… I shudder to think that there could be a repeat of [shudder]…… The Lithgow Incident.
But, I digress! That is a story for another day, my friends!
As is the story of the last time The Friday Files hit the road, in Coco & Johnny’s Excellent Adventure: Red Dress In The Little City, back in April. Total awesomeness, also inspired in large part by The Bloggess (here, and here is another very funny post, which includes the red dress). I intend to write & post the story of our Red Dress adventure. Eventually. Really I do. But then again, I intend to do a lot of things, so we shall see, shan’t we?
Anyway. Unfortunately, the magnificent Coco will not be joining me, this time around… but I will bring her along for the ride in spirit!
To the Wongmobile, Coco!
To the Wongmobile once again!
Tub llamas are AWESOME.
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Live llamas in your tub is one of the coolest things you can find in your tub.
Good morning, and best wishes for a fabulous, productive, lovable week! Let’s start things off all warm and fuzzy and full of adorable. Don’t you just love bunnies? Everybody loves bunnies! Good morning, Mr. Cuddlebum!!!
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🙂 Free Hugs! 🙂
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