Submit Your Petulance
Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance
One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts.
Soft continues the executive’s awareness
You, the silky portal, gazing behind him,
Bite through the grisly rim of his answer.
He may sign your paycheck, but each journey begins with your own little game of sudoku or other fill in the blank plankton.
I can’t chortle if they just keep warming the continuity, after all!
Know the other buttress.
Know. The. Other.
WOOOOOOOO! Here we are again! I just can’t believe how exciting Ironic Mustache Wednesday is becoming. It’s all you hear about anymore! Unless you don’t.
You may recall that last Wednesday we had some Mustache Irony all lined up for you, but at the last moment a hilarious mustachioed clown demanded to be featured, and I don’t know about you but I wasn’t going to refuse this feisty little fellow! Wasn’t he superfun??? https://thefridayfiles.com/2012/04/25/omg-ironic-mustache-wednesday-just-got-all-up-in-your-business-yo/
Good thing, too, because now we have last week’s comic in reserve, and since the inside of my face is totally trying to kill me, I’m just going to slap this bad boy up, right here and now. Enjoy!
Ready… Set… GO!
A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl. It’s kind of wtf even. So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather. I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though. So there. I’m AWESOME. I love the internet.
This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.
Got a really amazing, amazing Ironic Mustache Wednesday surprise for ya!!! I had something else all lined up, and POW inspiration smashed me right in my face!!! Much like this funny little fellow would! Hope this gives you a great big hoot! So fun you’ll pee your pants, at LEAST…
Oh you are so funny, mister clowny! Hey, nice 'stache there, too!
Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning. And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!
Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?
‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration.
A downpour of mis-education,
And you thought it was raining, silly.
The lemon, they say, is not sour
If you touch it just the right way.
Shall I chortle & run
Now there is an idea.
Hey, this sure is shiny. I should get one.
That’s right, IT’S IRONIC MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY, again! Holyshit I thought it would never get here!!!!! WOOOOOOOO let’s get this party started…
STOP YELLING AT US, MUSTAAAAAACHE MAAAAN!
They look fabulous, and who doesn’t like to start the week off sporting a snappy new pair on her dogs???
Sheep is rockin' these flats
Oyster Alvarez, Crustacean Comic!
He's raw, but he's funny
Boy oh boy it’s Friday the 13th, and this is a very special milestone here at The Friday Files! Our 3rd week begins, and we’re still at it, cranking out the amazing amazingness for you. So, without further whatchamacallit and like that, we present another drawing lesson…. Enjoy!
That Old Mother Hubbard wasn't the sweetheart the media would have you believe. Watch out little Snuffles! This Friday is not so lucky for you!