Tag Archives: no unicorns allowed

Hi

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and hello.  I have not posted recently, and suspect I will continue that way for a while.  I just have not felt much like drawing silly pictures lately.  Because life, that’s why.  Hopefully I will feel like being ridiculous and foolish again soon.  But for now, getting out of bed on a daily basis will have to be amusement enough, you know?  Yeah, you know.  Word up, my homies, as the kids may or may not say.

Anyway, just thought I’d mention.  And thank you for stopping by.

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Non-Carbon-Based Irony

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Even vaporous, non-corporeal beings love to be ironic.  Viva la mustache!  And a happy Wednesday to all you life forms out there.  Except for the unicorns.  F*CK them unicorns.

“I am the vapourest, I said that even before I was self-aware.” — Gaseous Clay

Due to last night’s inclement weather or something…

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Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning.  And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!

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Unicycles are better under water than unicorns

Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?