Tag Archives: friday files

It’s Some Ironic Mustaches Are Ironicker Than Other Ironic Mustaches Wednesday, You Know

Standard

Why?  Why is she back?  Why did she draw this?  WHAT MADE HER DO IT????  She doesn’t know.  But it’s been a while, and Happy Ironic Mustache Wednesday.  Just because she doesn’t always draw them, doesn’t mean that Ironic Mustache Wednesdays don’t just keep happening and happening, you know.

Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving too or whatever.  Yeah, that’s it, go on, celebrate how the pilgrims and Indians gathered together to steal America from the dinosaurs by killing them with blankets infested with meteors.  Go on.  I hope you’re proud of yourself.

TREX NEEDS LONGER SCISSORS, OR A LONGER MUSTACHE

RARR. This could take a while.

<

Advertisements

What’s Better Than Ironic Mustache Wednesday?????

Standard

Nothin’!  ESPECIALLY when it includes a terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl, WITH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE!  It’s kind turns wtf into AWESOME even!  Yay you!  I’m going to make a t-shirt out of this too, because I LOVE YOU.  So there.  And I’m AWESOME.  I love the internet!!!!  Yay everyone!

.

.

.

NARWAHL NARWHAL NARWHAL NARWAHL yay!  Fast and loose with my H's!

This is my narwahl. Isn’t he ironic!!!!!????? I love him!

What a beautiful Friday!

Standard

Well the weather here in central The Friday Files land is utter perfection today, simply divine.  It’s been a busy week, but sometimes you just have to stop & smell the sunshine, if only for a moment.  Let’s all get us a little joy on this weekend, shall we?  I wish you a random act of happy dance.  Oh, and try not to break a hip.

.

.

.

.

 

YOU GO, SHEEP!

BAAAAHHHH in a good way

 

Sweet Cuddly Bunny Sweetness Monday Mornin’ On My Mind

Standard

Good morning, and best wishes for a fabulous, productive, lovable week!  Let’s start things off all warm and fuzzy and full of adorable.  Don’t you just love bunnies?  Everybody loves bunnies!  Good morning, Mr. Cuddlebum!!!

.

.

.

Yaaay!  Hop hop yaaay!

🙂 Free Hugs! 🙂

And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!

Standard

Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr.  Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!

.

.

.

He's so shelly!

Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!

A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!

Standard

Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old!  And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?”  I don’t really know.  Either way, cheers to you!!!!

.

.

.

Beart marmosets on high alert!

Samurai beer helmet!

Due to last night’s inclement weather or something…

Standard

Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning.  And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!

.

.

.

Unicycles are better under water than unicorns

Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?

Behold the Populace, or…

Standard

Density’s Destiny

Plink.

Plink.

Plink.

(skritch)

‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration.

A downpour of mis-education,

And you thought it was raining, silly.

The lemon, they say, is not sour

If you touch it just the right way.

Shall I chortle & run

Willy nilly?

Now there is an idea.

(skritch)

Hey, this sure is shiny.  I should get one.