Not really. April Fool. w00t! Been in absentia for quite a while, but The Friday Files recently had it’s 1 year anniversary. To commemorate the historic event, I’ve actually drawn something for you. Happy Monday, my dear little fools of April!
Nine Days And Getting Worse
My mom is gone.
How can I stand it?
She was not ready. She had things to do. I had things to tell her.
It just gets more awful.
No please. Make this nonsense not be.
I just love animals, don’t you? Here now, a tip about new puppies. Better be nice to new puppy! Seriously, they have friends in high places.
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS.
A cautionary tale…
Few words are needed here. I feel both great pride, and astounding shame.
Bad Things IV
Bad Things III
Draining your weasel on the carpet
is not the best gift a grown child can give
Bad Things II
Dirty white undies in an oven
are not a good choice
when company’s come.
Fat smelly cubes
of ham laced with gin
would be gross
if you found them
in a box on your porch.