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Nine Days And Getting Worse
My mom is gone.
How can I stand it?
She was not ready. She had things to do. I had things to tell her.
It just gets more awful.
WTF.
No please. Make this nonsense not be.
I just love animals, don’t you? Here now, a tip about new puppies. Better be nice to new puppy! Seriously, they have friends in high places.
Oh, little Amber, you’re in for such a surprise!
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS.
A cautionary tale…
Whoa, Armando, mellow out dude!
Few words are needed here. I feel both great pride, and astounding shame.
Vulcan Mustache Meld
Bad Things IV
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.
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Sheds are scary
Bad Things III
Draining your weasel on the carpet
at mom’s
is not the best gift a grown child can give
Bad Things II
Dirty white undies in an oven
on low
are not a good choice
when company’s come.
Bad Things
Fat smelly cubes
of ham laced with gin
would be gross
if you found them
in a box on your porch.
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