Tag Archives: fun

HOLY SH!T I JUST ATE MY OWN EYEBALL

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Not really. April Fool. w00t! Been in absentia for quite a while, but The Friday Files recently had it’s 1 year anniversary. To commemorate the historic event, I’ve actually drawn something for you. Happy Monday, my dear little fools of April!

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Get your limited addition Unicron 3000 today! People will fear you! You will fear it!

Non-Carbon-Based Irony

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Even vaporous, non-corporeal beings love to be ironic.  Viva la mustache!  And a happy Wednesday to all you life forms out there.  Except for the unicorns.  F*CK them unicorns.

“I am the vapourest, I said that even before I was self-aware.” — Gaseous Clay

Fly, Robin, Fly

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BUT I HAVE RETURNED….  Yes, that’s right, The Friday Files has been MIA for a while.  Anyway, on topic, I am fairly indifferent to that song.  However, I thought you might like to know what birds talk about.  Well, each bird is an individual, of course.  But they’re all pretty flighty.  Whatever.  Oh forget it.  I’m just winging it here anyway.  If anyone even reads this, it will certainly be a feather in my cap.  I could go on, you know.  Yes, yes, I believe you do know.  I don’t want to cause any flap though, so without further delay, I give you a flight of fancy.  Oh stop it.  Just, here……….

Tweet this, mutherfucker

I’ve been working on my pecks.

 

The Friday Files: Educating the internet, 1 sheep at a time

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Hi hi hi!!!  HI!  Sorry, been MIA for a few!  But here I am here I am!  I’m back, and here to help you learn!  Because I’m a helper!  Have a great week!

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Sheep are nice people

See? Sheep are not so complicated! And you thought this would be hard!

Sweet Cuddly Bunny Sweetness Monday Mornin’ On My Mind

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Good morning, and best wishes for a fabulous, productive, lovable week!  Let’s start things off all warm and fuzzy and full of adorable.  Don’t you just love bunnies?  Everybody loves bunnies!  Good morning, Mr. Cuddlebum!!!

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Yaaay!  Hop hop yaaay!

🙂 Free Hugs! 🙂

And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!

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Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr.  Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!

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He's so shelly!

Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!