Tag Archives: hilarious

Fly, Robin, Fly

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BUT I HAVE RETURNED….  Yes, that’s right, The Friday Files has been MIA for a while.  Anyway, on topic, I am fairly indifferent to that song.  However, I thought you might like to know what birds talk about.  Well, each bird is an individual, of course.  But they’re all pretty flighty.  Whatever.  Oh forget it.  I’m just winging it here anyway.  If anyone even reads this, it will certainly be a feather in my cap.  I could go on, you know.  Yes, yes, I believe you do know.  I don’t want to cause any flap though, so without further delay, I give you a flight of fancy.  Oh stop it.  Just, here……….

Tweet this, mutherfucker

I’ve been working on my pecks.

 

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Organ Week Suprise

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You get an organ, an ironic mustache, and a terrible pun.  All for the low low price of a single click.  It does not get much better than this, folks!

Take care of your ironic aorta and it will take care of you

And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!

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Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr.  Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!

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He's so shelly!

Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!

OMG Ironic Mustache Wednesday just got all up in your business yo!

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Got a really amazing, amazing Ironic Mustache Wednesday surprise for ya!!!  I had something else all lined up, and POW inspiration smashed me right in my face!!!  Much like this funny little fellow would!  Hope this gives you a great big hoot!  So fun you’ll pee your pants, at LEAST…

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I can feel your laughter, and sweat, from here!

Oh you are so funny, mister clowny! Hey, nice 'stache there, too!