Even vaporous, non-corporeal beings love to be ironic. Viva la mustache! And a happy Wednesday to all you life forms out there. Except for the unicorns. F*CK them unicorns.
“I am the vapourest, I said that even before I was self-aware.” — Gaseous Clay
Because she loved Ironic Mustache Wednesday.
Because I’m silly, and she loved me in spite of it. Maybe even because of it.
Good day to you. Have some toast! Everyone loves toast.
If the toast is virtual, does its mustache really exist?
Nothing says Ironic Mustache Wednesday like the first day of Summer! Am I right??? AM I????? Of course I am. Don’t be foolish.
Happy Summer, Cheesestache.
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Waiter, there’s a hair in my cheese!
I just met Copernicus! Also, here is a picture of My Ramblin’ Ironic Mustache from the road, in beautiful downtown Montclair, NJ… You didn’t think I’d forget you on Wednesday, did you???? HA!
More fun to come….
Not all ironic mustaches yell. Some ironic mustaches are quite laid back. This Wednesday’s ironic mustache is just gonna chill… Ahhhh, I feel much more relaxed already, thanks to you, ironic mustache!
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Don’t harsh this ‘stache’s mellow.
Nothin’! ESPECIALLY when it includes a terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl, WITH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE! It’s kind turns wtf into AWESOME even! Yay you! I’m going to make a t-shirt out of this too, because I LOVE YOU. So there. And I’m AWESOME. I love the internet!!!! Yay everyone!
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This is my narwahl. Isn’t he ironic!!!!!????? I love him!
IT’S THE TIIIIME OF THE SEEEEEASON FOR MUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAACHE!
HI BABY GOOSE! Love the mustache! It is so ironic! Nice job!
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Honk.
Well it is here again, Ironic Mustache Wedneday, and OMG do I have a treat for you! Here he is, Thumbs McGee, heating things up in the world of mustache irony. Mrrrrrow….
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I think Thumby just might be sexier than The Bloggess’ Ferris Mewler…
He knows you want him
WOOOOOOOO! Here we are again! I just can’t believe how exciting Ironic Mustache Wednesday is becoming. It’s all you hear about anymore! Unless you don’t.
You may recall that last Wednesday we had some Mustache Irony all lined up for you, but at the last moment a hilarious mustachioed clown demanded to be featured, and I don’t know about you but I wasn’t going to refuse this feisty little fellow! Wasn’t he superfun??? https://thefridayfiles.com/2012/04/25/omg-ironic-mustache-wednesday-just-got-all-up-in-your-business-yo/
Good thing, too, because now we have last week’s comic in reserve, and since the inside of my face is totally trying to kill me, I’m just going to slap this bad boy up, right here and now. Enjoy!
Ready… Set… GO!
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RESET!
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