Is that a colon in your pocket or… oh never mind. That’s disgusting.
Jul19
Roundworms need not apply
Tag Archives: fabulous
Jul17
You are what you eat. Unless you’re one of these. Because nobody eats these.
May24
Llamas: Yay!
Tub llamas are AWESOME.
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Live llamas in your tub is one of the coolest things you can find in your tub.
May23
What’s Better Than Ironic Mustache Wednesday?????
Nothin’! ESPECIALLY when it includes a terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl, WITH AN IRONIC MUSTACHE! It’s kind turns wtf into AWESOME even! Yay you! I’m going to make a t-shirt out of this too, because I LOVE YOU. So there. And I’m AWESOME. I love the internet!!!! Yay everyone!
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This is my narwahl. Isn’t he ironic!!!!!????? I love him!
May18
What a beautiful Friday!
Well the weather here in central The Friday Files land is utter perfection today, simply divine. It’s been a busy week, but sometimes you just have to stop & smell the sunshine, if only for a moment. Let’s all get us a little joy on this weekend, shall we? I wish you a random act of happy dance. Oh, and try not to break a hip.
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BAAAAHHHH in a good way
May4
A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!
Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old! And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?” I don’t really know. Either way, cheers to you!!!!
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Samurai beer helmet!
Apr30
This is a Narwahl.
A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl. It’s kind of wtf even. So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather. I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though. So there. I’m AWESOME. I love the internet.
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This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.
Apr24
Shoesday. Get it? Because it rhymes.
I am big poet. And Punmeister General. I am tired. Here is a spider wearing shoes. I call it “Spider Shoes.” Because THAT is just how f*cking clever I am.
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A spider wearing shoes. Lots of shoes. This is fun. Yay fun!
Apr19
Behold the Populace, or…
Density’s Destiny
Plink.
Plink.
Plink.
(skritch)
‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration.
A downpour of mis-education,
And you thought it was raining, silly.
The lemon, they say, is not sour
If you touch it just the right way.
Shall I chortle & run
Willy nilly?
Now there is an idea.
(skritch)
Hey, this sure is shiny. I should get one.
Apr16
Who CARES If They’re Comfortable???
They look fabulous, and who doesn’t like to start the week off sporting a snappy new pair on her dogs???
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Sheep is rockin' these flats
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