Why? Why is she back? Why did she draw this? WHAT MADE HER DO IT???? She doesn’t know. But it’s been a while, and Happy Ironic Mustache Wednesday. Just because she doesn’t always draw them, doesn’t mean that Ironic Mustache Wednesdays don’t just keep happening and happening, you know.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving too or whatever. Yeah, that’s it, go on, celebrate how the pilgrims and Indians gathered together to steal America from the dinosaurs by killing them with blankets infested with meteors. Go on. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
RARR. This could take a while.
Hi! Hihihi! It has been a while, so we return to our roots with a simple drawing lesson for you, in classic Friday Files style…. RARR!!!!!
Oh, little girl, do not try to dominate this sheep’s spirit and enslave his soul. BIG mistake, that.
Yeah! Keep that bugger clean!
Don’t learn about it on the streets!
When I was younger, I used to think that I was funny, and clever, and, above all, different. I also thought that other people thought so too, and some even liked me because of it. What I did not know, had no inkling of, was that as I got old, people’s perspective on that would change. The descriptions of me have begun to change. Now I’m sometimes “eccentric” (when people are being kind), and “weird” (when they’re being honest). I guess it is unbecoming in an “older lady” to be different, to be unconventional, unless you’ve made a career of it maybe?
Or perhaps their perspective, their perceptions of me, never really changed… perhaps they always felt that way, and I just never noticed. The fool, fooling herself all along. And that makes me saddest of all.
And now for a silly picture to lighten the mood…
The Friday Files: now your source for CAMELFACTS!, facts about camels! Whenever you need information about camels, we’ll give you the CAMELFACTS! And now for our first installment of CAMELFACTS!
CAMELFACTS not to be taken internally.