Why? Why is she back? Why did she draw this? WHAT MADE HER DO IT???? She doesn’t know. But it’s been a while, and Happy Ironic Mustache Wednesday. Just because she doesn’t always draw them, doesn’t mean that Ironic Mustache Wednesdays don’t just keep happening and happening, you know.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving too or whatever. Yeah, that’s it, go on, celebrate how the pilgrims and Indians gathered together to steal America from the dinosaurs by killing them with blankets infested with meteors. Go on. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
RARR. This could take a while.
Not really. April Fool. w00t! Been in absentia for quite a while, but The Friday Files recently had it’s 1 year anniversary. To commemorate the historic event, I’ve actually drawn something for you. Happy Monday, my dear little fools of April!
Get your limited addition Unicron 3000 today! People will fear you! You will fear it!
What if… what… IF… all the mustaches lost their irony????
OH THE HUMANITY!!!!
I just love animals, don’t you? Here now, a tip about new puppies. Better be nice to new puppy! Seriously, they have friends in high places.
Oh, little Amber, you’re in for such a surprise!
Good day to you. Have some toast! Everyone loves toast.
If the toast is virtual, does its mustache really exist?
BUT I HAVE RETURNED…. Yes, that’s right, The Friday Files has been MIA for a while. Anyway, on topic, I am fairly indifferent to that song. However, I thought you might like to know what birds talk about. Well, each bird is an individual, of course. But they’re all pretty flighty. Whatever. Oh forget it. I’m just winging it here anyway. If anyone even reads this, it will certainly be a feather in my cap. I could go on, you know. Yes, yes, I believe you do know. I don’t want to cause any flap though, so without further delay, I give you a flight of fancy. Oh stop it. Just, here……….
I’ve been working on my pecks.
Yeah! Keep that bugger clean!
Don’t learn about it on the streets!
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS.
A cautionary tale…
Whoa, Armando, mellow out dude!
Few words are needed here. I feel both great pride, and astounding shame.
Vulcan Mustache Meld