Finger Sandwiches, or…

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The Mind Tool

Beachcomber fluoresces

With the light of a thousand

Unitard-toting unicorns.

Fluorescing yes / sparkling no.

Why?

Because the unitard is

Not the weapon of choice.

Canned pseudo-meat is

Where it’s at.

And where it’s at

Is also

Hoboken.

Twain invented chortling

There.

Not at Woodstock.

That would be

Ridiculous.

Chaaaaaa.

HORSEY!!

Hail the conquering bunbun beast.

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