Author Archives: Robin

This Friday Thing Probably Happened On A Tuesday But We’ll Never Really Know On Account Of The Martinis

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Oh happy day, it’s time for your dose of The Friday Files!  AND, it’s Friday!  Hot damn just what the doctor ordered!  But, the doctor plays whist with the Gleasons on Tuesdays, and Thursdays are skee ball practice, so here it is Friday and I really don’t know why I’m even talking about doctors, because really???  YOU just want to look at pictures on the internet and let your attention deficit disorder run rampant, now don’t you?  So, let’s just get on with it, I say.  I’m meeting Coco for martinis this evening and I really just don’t need you hassling me like this.  Really.  This was all just so uncalled for.  Can’t you just heat up some soup or something and call it a day?  I’d like to get on to that martini, already.

Have a GREAT day!!!!!!!!!

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Good night, funnyman

Can someone grab a band-aid from the Zee kit?

Ironic Mustache Sexycat Wednesday!

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Well it is here again, Ironic Mustache Wedneday, and OMG do I have a treat for you!  Here he is,  Thumbs McGee, heating things up in the world of mustache irony.  Mrrrrrow….

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I think Thumby just might be sexier than The Bloggess’ Ferris Mewler…

Sizzlin' Sextycat

He knows you want him

Sweet Cuddly Bunny Sweetness Monday Mornin’ On My Mind

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Good morning, and best wishes for a fabulous, productive, lovable week!  Let’s start things off all warm and fuzzy and full of adorable.  Don’t you just love bunnies?  Everybody loves bunnies!  Good morning, Mr. Cuddlebum!!!

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Yaaay!  Hop hop yaaay!

🙂 Free Hugs! 🙂

And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!

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Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr.  Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!

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He's so shelly!

Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!

A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!

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Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old!  And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?”  I don’t really know.  Either way, cheers to you!!!!

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Beart marmosets on high alert!

Samurai beer helmet!

Flagship of the Glorious Hoe, or…

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Submit Your Petulance 

Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance

One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts.

Soft continues the executive’s awareness

You, the silky portal, gazing behind him,

Bite through the grisly rim of his answer.

He may sign your paycheck, but each journey begins with your own little game of sudoku or other fill in the blank plankton.

I can’t chortle if they just keep warming the continuity, after all!

Know the other buttress.

Aye, captain.

Know.  The.  Other.

Buttress.

Holy SHIIIIIIIT is it Wednesday again? Get down with some Ironic Mustacheness!

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WOOOOOOOO!  Here we are again!  I just can’t believe how exciting Ironic Mustache Wednesday is becoming.  It’s all you hear about anymore!  Unless you don’t.

You may recall that last Wednesday we had some Mustache Irony all lined up for you, but at the last moment a hilarious mustachioed clown demanded to be featured, and I don’t know about you but I wasn’t going to refuse this feisty little fellow!  Wasn’t he superfun??? https://thefridayfiles.com/2012/04/25/omg-ironic-mustache-wednesday-just-got-all-up-in-your-business-yo/

Good thing, too, because now we have last week’s comic in reserve, and since the inside of my face is totally trying to kill me, I’m just going to slap this bad boy up, right here and now.  Enjoy!

Ready… Set… GO!

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Mustache Man booped himself!

RESET!

This is a Narwahl.

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A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl.  It’s kind of wtf even.  So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather.  I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though.  So there.  I’m AWESOME.  I love the internet.

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Mother Finkin Narwahl

This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.