Good day to you. Have some toast! Everyone loves toast.
BUT I HAVE RETURNED…. Yes, that’s right, The Friday Files has been MIA for a while. Anyway, on topic, I am fairly indifferent to that song. However, I thought you might like to know what birds talk about. Well, each bird is an individual, of course. But they’re all pretty flighty. Whatever. Oh forget it. I’m just winging it here anyway. If anyone even reads this, it will certainly be a feather in my cap. I could go on, you know. Yes, yes, I believe you do know. I don’t want to cause any flap though, so without further delay, I give you a flight of fancy. Oh stop it. Just, here……….
Yeah! Keep that bugger clean!
You get an organ, an ironic mustache, and a terrible pun. All for the low low price of a single click. It does not get much better than this, folks!
I am currently out of the internet, with limited access to fingers. I will reply as soon as possible. If you have an urgent need for stupid drawings that can not wait until I return, please draw your own picture.
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS.
A cautionary tale…
Few words are needed here. I feel both great pride, and astounding shame.