Jul17
Category Archives: Uncategorized
Jul16
Monday I Got Organs On My Mind
Ovary nice. HA! Punny.
Jul3
Out of Office
I am currently out of the internet, with limited access to fingers. I will reply as soon as possible. If you have an urgent need for stupid drawings that can not wait until I return, please draw your own picture.
Steady, there
Jun29
When Bird Should Not Be The Word
Let’s be careful out there this weekend, people! Know. Your. LIMITS.
A cautionary tale…
Whoa, Armando, mellow out dude!
Jun22
Welcome To The Weekend. May We Take Your Order?
Sheep: I wonder what’s down there…
Wind: It is death, sheep. DEATH…
Sheep: Oh. Sure smells kind of weird.
Wind: Yeah.
.
.
.
.
Jun15
What a lovely spring Friday File
Time to unwind with a little light banter, perhaps a picnic by the lakeside?
.
.
.
Watch out for that swan, guys. They can be mean as unicorns.
Jun10
WTF, bunny????
That was a dick move.
.
.
.
Way to be an ahole, bunny.
Jun6
UPDATED: NOW WITH MORE COPERNICUS. A hug is just a strangle you haven’t finished yet… And so is Ironic Mustache Wednesday!!! (???)
- How YOU doin’?
I just met Copernicus! Also, here is a picture of My Ramblin’ Ironic Mustache from the road, in beautiful downtown Montclair, NJ… You didn’t think I’d forget you on Wednesday, did you???? HA!
More fun to come….
Jun5
On The Road Again, or: Off To See The Bloggess
Well, The Friday Files is hitting the road tomorrow, and is going to a book signing event! Jenny Lawson, a.k.a. The Bloggess, will be in NJ signing her NY Times bestseller, Let’s Pretend This Never Happened (A Mostly True Memoir). I am a big fan of Jenny’s, since discovering her blog last year (starting with this post and this post). She is not only one of the funniest people on the planet, but she is an inspiration to many people in many, many ways. Her book is wonderful, and I recommend it highly. Hopefully I’ll totally keep my cool, for those few seconds when she signs my copy of the book… I shudder to think that there could be a repeat of [shudder]…… The Lithgow Incident.
But, I digress! That is a story for another day, my friends!
As is the story of the last time The Friday Files hit the road, in Coco & Johnny’s Excellent Adventure: Red Dress In The Little City, back in April. Total awesomeness, also inspired in large part by The Bloggess (here, and here is another very funny post, which includes the red dress). I intend to write & post the story of our Red Dress adventure. Eventually. Really I do. But then again, I intend to do a lot of things, so we shall see, shan’t we?
Anyway. Unfortunately, the magnificent Coco will not be joining me, this time around… but I will bring her along for the ride in spirit!
To the Wongmobile, Coco!
To the Wongmobile once again!
Jun4
The Friday Files: Educating the internet, 1 sheep at a time
Hi hi hi!!! HI! Sorry, been MIA for a few! But here I am here I am! I’m back, and here to help you learn! Because I’m a helper! Have a great week!
.
.
.
.
See? Sheep are not so complicated! And you thought this would be hard!
thefridayfiles 