Got a really amazing, amazing Ironic Mustache Wednesday surprise for ya!!! I had something else all lined up, and POW inspiration smashed me right in my face!!! Much like this funny little fellow would! Hope this gives you a great big hoot! So fun you’ll pee your pants, at LEAST…
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Oh you are so funny, mister clowny! Hey, nice 'stache there, too!
I am big poet. And Punmeister General. I am tired. Here is a spider wearing shoes. I call it “Spider Shoes.” Because THAT is just how f*cking clever I am.
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A spider wearing shoes. Lots of shoes. This is fun. Yay fun!
Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning. And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!
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Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?
The Friday Files is going road trippin’ today. Party on, dudes!
Coco, to the Wongmobile!
Because we're awesome
Density’s Destiny
Plink.
Plink.
Plink.
(skritch)
‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration.
A downpour of mis-education,
And you thought it was raining, silly.
The lemon, they say, is not sour
If you touch it just the right way.
Shall I chortle & run
Willy nilly?
Now there is an idea.
(skritch)
Hey, this sure is shiny. I should get one.
That’s right, IT’S IRONIC MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY, again! Holyshit I thought it would never get here!!!!! WOOOOOOOO let’s get this party started…
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STOP YELLING AT US, MUSTAAAAAACHE MAAAAN!
Oh, snap! Estoban you are so BURNT!
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Oh, Estoban, will you never learn?
They look fabulous, and who doesn’t like to start the week off sporting a snappy new pair on her dogs???
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Sheep is rockin' these flats
Oyster Alvarez, Crustacean Comic!
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He's raw, but he's funny
Boy oh boy it’s Friday the 13th, and this is a very special milestone here at The Friday Files! Our 3rd week begins, and we’re still at it, cranking out the amazing amazingness for you. So, without further whatchamacallit and like that, we present another drawing lesson…. Enjoy!
That Old Mother Hubbard wasn't the sweetheart the media would have you believe. Watch out little Snuffles! This Friday is not so lucky for you!
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