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And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!

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Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr.  Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!

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He's so shelly!

Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!

A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!

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Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old!  And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?”  I don’t really know.  Either way, cheers to you!!!!

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Beart marmosets on high alert!

Samurai beer helmet!

This is a Narwahl.

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A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl.  It’s kind of wtf even.  So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather.  I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though.  So there.  I’m AWESOME.  I love the internet.

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Mother Finkin Narwahl

This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.

OMG Ironic Mustache Wednesday just got all up in your business yo!

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Got a really amazing, amazing Ironic Mustache Wednesday surprise for ya!!!  I had something else all lined up, and POW inspiration smashed me right in my face!!!  Much like this funny little fellow would!  Hope this gives you a great big hoot!  So fun you’ll pee your pants, at LEAST…

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AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH I can feel your laughter, and sweat, from here!

Oh you are so funny, mister clowny! Hey, nice 'stache there, too!

Due to last night’s inclement weather or something…

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Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning.  And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!

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Unicycles are better under water than unicorns

Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?

Behold the Populace, or…

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Density’s Destiny

Plink.

Plink.

Plink.

(skritch)

‘Tis the season of mass-conflagration.

A downpour of mis-education,

And you thought it was raining, silly.

The lemon, they say, is not sour

If you touch it just the right way.

Shall I chortle & run

Willy nilly?

Now there is an idea.

(skritch)

Hey, this sure is shiny.  I should get one.