Some say that squirrels are the harbingers of doom. This fella’s ironic mustache seems to support that argument.
He will f*ck you up.
Sep26
Feelin’ squirrely? You’re nuts.
Sep17
Sometimes Monday Is All Weird And Stuff
Dialogue for a New World Paradigm. Courtesy of The Friday Files. And don’t forget to floss.
Give them both a big hand
Sep12
This One’s For You, Mom
Because she loved Ironic Mustache Wednesday.
Because I’m silly, and she loved me in spite of it. Maybe even because of it.
Sep6
Pain, or…
Nine Days And Getting Worse
My mom is gone.
How can I stand it?
She was not ready. She had things to do. I had things to tell her.
It just gets more awful.
WTF.
No please. Make this nonsense not be.
Aug27
And The Righteous Shall Hop
Hi! Never be afraid of your voice. Speak your message. Be fuzzy. Wiggle your nose a bit. Roll in the clover of life. Distribute hard-boiled eggs freely on an annual basis. Kick it with your comrades. And above all, be excellent to each other.
Aug24
Sink
(She had a dream the other night that she lived in a city in a little apartment 2 or 3 flights up and had a nice life all to herself)
(Last week she looked at the program guide, just to see what was on network TV during prime time because she is out of touch these day; she did not watch though)
(She had a dream the other night that Oprah was talking to her about how frustrating it is, life with a Stedman)
(She is not difficult, she could be happy enough)
(She has a dream that one day her life could become more interesting than her dreams once again)
(Above all, these days, to keep the peace is her aim, it seems)
Self-portrait.
Aug23
Feh
Bah. Nobody’s home.
Aug22
NOMUSTACHEFORYOU
PHHHHFFFFFFTTTTTT.
Aug20
Finger Sandwiches, or…
The Mind Tool
Beachcomber fluoresces
With the light of a thousand
Unitard-toting unicorns.
Fluorescing yes / sparkling no.
Why?
Because the unitard is
Not the weapon of choice.
Canned pseudo-meat is
Where it’s at.
And where it’s at
Is also
Hoboken.
Twain invented chortling
There.
Not at Woodstock.
That would be
Ridiculous.
Chaaaaaa.
Hail the conquering bunbun beast.
Aug17
Adorbz Friday: Puppies and Birdies and Unicorns
I just love animals, don’t you? Here now, a tip about new puppies. Better be nice to new puppy! Seriously, they have friends in high places.
Oh, little Amber, you’re in for such a surprise!
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