Time is weird. Ya know?
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Hello.
May8
One of Those Days
Category Archives: Uncategorized
May7
Sweet Cuddly Bunny Sweetness Monday Mornin’ On My Mind
Good morning, and best wishes for a fabulous, productive, lovable week! Let’s start things off all warm and fuzzy and full of adorable. Don’t you just love bunnies? Everybody loves bunnies! Good morning, Mr. Cuddlebum!!!
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🙂 Free Hugs! 🙂
May6
And now it’s time to put your hands together! Let’s give a big, warm, loud, squishy Friday Files welcome to our favorite comic!
Our Sunday night featured comedian, Oysterrrrrrrr. Alvareeeeeezzzzzz!!!
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Oy, that oyster’s working blue!!!
May4
A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!
Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old! And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?” I don’t really know. Either way, cheers to you!!!!
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Samurai beer helmet!
May3
Flagship of the Glorious Hoe, or…
Submit Your Petulance
Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance
One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts.
Soft continues the executive’s awareness
You, the silky portal, gazing behind him,
Bite through the grisly rim of his answer.
He may sign your paycheck, but each journey begins with your own little game of sudoku or other fill in the blank plankton.
I can’t chortle if they just keep warming the continuity, after all!
Know the other buttress.
Aye, captain.
Know. The. Other.
Buttress.
Apr30
This is a Narwahl.
A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl. It’s kind of wtf even. So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather. I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though. So there. I’m AWESOME. I love the internet.
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This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.
Apr27
A Fanciful Friday!
Meet our cute new character, Whitestone the Mouse, here at The Friday Files! Isn’t he adorable?! Oh, maybe say goodbye to him now too. Possibly.
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What ever could be in there????
Apr24
Shoesday. Get it? Because it rhymes.
I am big poet. And Punmeister General. I am tired. Here is a spider wearing shoes. I call it “Spider Shoes.” Because THAT is just how f*cking clever I am.
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A spider wearing shoes. Lots of shoes. This is fun. Yay fun!
Apr23
Due to last night’s inclement weather or something…
Oyster Alvarez, our Sunday night headliner, has been rescheduled to this morning. And without further delay, put your hands together for everybody’s favorite mollusk!!!
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Is that a unicycle in your pocket, or something with more wheels than a unicycle?
Apr20
We of the Excellent Adventure Salute You!
The Friday Files is going road trippin’ today. Party on, dudes!
Coco, to the Wongmobile!
Because we're awesome
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