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Wednesday Is In The Air, And So Are The Ironic Mustaches

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IT’S THE TIIIIME OF THE SEEEEEASON FOR MUUUUUSTAAAAAAAAACHE!

HI BABY GOOSE!  Love the mustache!  It is so ironic!  Nice job!

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Mooooo!

Honk.

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CAMELFACTS!

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The Friday Files: now your source for CAMELFACTS!, facts about camels!  Whenever you need information about camels, we’ll give you the CAMELFACTS!  And now for our first installment of CAMELFACTS!

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Knowledge is power!!!

CAMELFACTS not to be taken internally.

Flagship of the Glorious Hoe, or…

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Submit Your Petulance 

Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance

One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts.

Soft continues the executive’s awareness

You, the silky portal, gazing behind him,

Bite through the grisly rim of his answer.

He may sign your paycheck, but each journey begins with your own little game of sudoku or other fill in the blank plankton.

I can’t chortle if they just keep warming the continuity, after all!

Know the other buttress.

Aye, captain.

Know.  The.  Other.

Buttress.

Holy SHIIIIIIIT is it Wednesday again? Get down with some Ironic Mustacheness!

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WOOOOOOOO!  Here we are again!  I just can’t believe how exciting Ironic Mustache Wednesday is becoming.  It’s all you hear about anymore!  Unless you don’t.

You may recall that last Wednesday we had some Mustache Irony all lined up for you, but at the last moment a hilarious mustachioed clown demanded to be featured, and I don’t know about you but I wasn’t going to refuse this feisty little fellow!  Wasn’t he superfun??? https://thefridayfiles.com/2012/04/25/omg-ironic-mustache-wednesday-just-got-all-up-in-your-business-yo/

Good thing, too, because now we have last week’s comic in reserve, and since the inside of my face is totally trying to kill me, I’m just going to slap this bad boy up, right here and now.  Enjoy!

Ready… Set… GO!

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Mustache Man booped himself!

RESET!