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A Big Friday Files Shout Out To The Marmosets In Your Beard!!


Today is a very special day at The Friday Files… wishing a very happy birthday to one of our oldest fans… and we do mean old!  And we don’t mean “fan” so much as maybe “victim?”  I don’t really know.  Either way, cheers to you!!!!




Beart marmosets on high alert!

Samurai beer helmet!


Flagship of the Glorious Hoe, or…


Submit Your Petulance 

Flesh blindness and illumination is a far cry from dance

One exhilarating struggle and all man strains the realm of fleeting darts.

Soft continues the executive’s awareness

You, the silky portal, gazing behind him,

Bite through the grisly rim of his answer.

He may sign your paycheck, but each journey begins with your own little game of sudoku or other fill in the blank plankton.

I can’t chortle if they just keep warming the continuity, after all!

Know the other buttress.

Aye, captain.

Know.  The.  Other.


This is a Narwahl.


A terrible terrible picture I drew of a narwahl.  It’s kind of wtf even.  So sue me, I’ve been a bit under the weather.  I’m going to make a t-shirt out of it anyway though.  So there.  I’m AWESOME.  I love the internet.




Mother Finkin Narwahl

This is my narwahl. Isn't he handsome? I love him.