Apr1

HOLY SH!T I JUST ATE MY OWN EYEBALL

Posted on April 1, 2013 by thefridayfiles

Not really. April Fool. w00t! Been in absentia for quite a while, but The Friday Files recently had it’s 1 year anniversary. To commemorate the historic event, I’ve actually drawn something for you. Happy Monday, my dear little fools of April!

Get your limited addition Unicron 3000 today! People will fear you! You will fear it!

Mar12

To Be A Fox

Posted on March 12, 2013 by thefridayfiles

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The fox trotted in near-silence alongside the shallow creek through the long, narrow, winding wood, dry leaves whispering beneath her paws. With quick, quiet, unconscious stealth she moved towards her den as dawn approached. Now and again, returning from her nightime communal forage of fox-sisters, she paused to quickly root out a juicy, nourishing grub here or a small cache of succulent ant larvae there. Her life was satisfying and as it should be, a combination of the thrill of the hunt and luscious culinary satisfaction, the relative ease and safety of life in the suburbs of New Jersey and the still-wild and eons-old instinctive order of foxen society.

Yes, there could be nothing to compare with this life, this life that began and went along and was. This life of a fox was exactly what it was and she could, indeed would, ask no more. Why would she?

I used to be a fox, happily doing what was to be done, what a fox had to do. Briefly the wind blew to me a rare, rare mate that said YES YOU ARE EXACTLY A FOX AND WHAT MORE COULD ONE WANT BUT A FOX AS A FOX, and he meant this, and he did not wish me to be another way, and indeed would have rejected me as anything other. It is only because of this that I know, I know it is possible to be a fox and remain a fox, without someone loving a fox but ultimately wishing the fox was a capybara or a halibut or a gerbil.

I also know… I also know that I still love to forage, and to be a fox because I am after all a fox, and to commune with my dearest foxens, and that it is as healing and nourishing to me as the dark and dry leaves and grubs and larvae and moonlight.

And one more thing I know… I was just going to write about a little fox making mysterious noises in my backyard tonight. :)

Nov20

Hi

Posted on November 20, 2012 by thefridayfiles

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and hello. I have not posted recently, and suspect I will continue that way for a while. I just have not felt much like drawing silly pictures lately. Because life, that’s why. Hopefully I will feel like being ridiculous and foolish again soon. But for now, getting out of bed on a daily basis will have to be amusement enough, you know? Yeah, you know. Word up, my homies, as the kids may or may not say.

Anyway, just thought I’d mention. And thank you for stopping by.

Oct24

Ironic Pumpkinstache Wednesday

Posted on October 24, 2012 by thefridayfiles

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Thanks to the talented Coco & the stealthy Thomas, this Wednesday has been taken care of! I must say, that is one happy lookin’ ‘stache.

Oct23

NULL VALUE ERROR FORMULA COST SET

Posted on October 23, 2012 by thefridayfiles

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WorK has been INTENsssSE LATEly. BUT GOOD TIMES NUMBERZZZZZZ love all the numbers sooo many numberz PLEASE PULL MY eyes out please. Have NICE DAY please.

Yeah, just kickin’ back & chillin’ on some spreadsheet action. Yo.

Oct17

An Unthinkable Ironic Mustache Wednesday

Posted on October 17, 2012 by thefridayfiles

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What if… what… IF… all the mustaches lost their irony????

OH THE HUMANITY!!!!

Oct3

Non-Carbon-Based Irony

Posted on October 3, 2012 by thefridayfiles

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Even vaporous, non-corporeal beings love to be ironic. Viva la mustache! And a happy Wednesday to all you life forms out there. Except for the unicorns. F*CK them unicorns.